In graduate school, two friends created a Facebook photo album entitled “Unflattering Photos of Scott Taylor”.
It may have been the most spectacular photo album of all time.
When I suggested recreating photo album on this blog, he begged me to be merciful.
Actually, he threatened to donate all of my handbags to charity.
That’s why you’re getting the next best thing — unflattering photos of my 7-pound Chipin (chihuahua/min-pin), Jolie.
You’re welcome.
At the age of five, Jolie's bottom teeth rotted out and had to be pulled. This means there's nothing to keep her tongue in her mouth. It also means she'll never be cast on the Bachelor.
Jolie was voted "Most likely to catch worms" in high school.
Bad Botox.
Jolie desperately needs her beauty sleep
"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII will alwaaaaaaaays loooove yooooooouuuuuuuuuuu!" What, too soon?
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