Every evening, Scott and I watch the primetime Olympic coverage and talk about what events we might have done well in, had we pursued them at a younger age.
Scott probably would have had a pretty good chance at swimming, water polo, and possibly rowing or kayaking.
And if I had played my cards right, I just might have been one of the dancers who performs in between beach volleyball matches. (Dare to dream, Katrina. Dare to dream.)
Clearly, Scott is the one with the majority of the athletic ability in this relationship.
Although I’d argue his best shot at Olympic glory would be winning the gold in tweeting.
Please tell me I’m not the only one who would pay good money to see Scott riding on Ryan Lochte’s back as if he were his own personal dolphin? (While carrying a Trident, obviously.)