Clearly, Winter in ‘Sota has left me without even a hint of melanin*.
Just ask my newest frienemy, Mr. Snarky Frog.
For the sake of my own self-esteem, I’m also including a photo without any judgmental amphibian commentary.
That was meant to be a joke about frog legs, yet somehow ended up morphing into an off-color conversation bubble regarding cannibalism.
I sincerely apologize.
Let’s just pretend that never happened and talk about the clothes…shall we?
Sorry. No more cannibal references.
*The stuff that gives your skin color. Maybe I could work in dermatology, after all!