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Um…I think we just bought a house?

Um…I think we just bought a house? 13

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Looks like the Taylors are staying in ‘Sota for good!

chihuahua wearing snow boots

“You’re kidding, right?”

Sorry, Jolie…the offer your father and I made on that house last Wednesday was accepted!

(I think the snuggle pooch will change her tune once she realizes she’s living in a lake home with heated floors for maximum ground napping.)

This milestone has been a long time coming for Scott and I. We’ve been trying to find the perfect home since 2009, and have made no less than nine offers on six different properties in the process. My head spins just thinking about the four-year long real estate obstacle course we’ve finally completed. The good news is that out of all the homes we’ve ever considered, this is the only one that felt just right. While purchasing a home is one of the most terrifying decisions I’ve ever made, I feel really great about our investment. There’s no doubts or cold feet — just lots of excitement and daydreaming on Pinterest.

We had a successful inspection over the weekend, and are now just waiting on an appraisal from the bank to make sure the home is worth what we’re paying for it. Once that’s final, I’ll share more details about Casa de Taylor. (Spoiler Alert: There’s lots of shag carpet. And not the good kind.)

In the mean time, I’m spending every last second of free time trolling the internet for items to furnish my new digs. Much like Carrie Bradshaw in Sex and the City 2, I feel as if “I’ve been cheating on fashion with furniture.”

And it feels good.

First on the agenda? A sassy doormat, of course.

holla door mat

 

Because nothing says “Welcome to my home” quite like a welcome mat with some Flavor-Flav inspired slang. Am I right or am I right?

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Katrina does minimalism

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You may remember my recap of the lessons I learned from Brooklyn a few weeks ago. Out of all the life changes our weekend in the city inspired, one seemed to stand out above the rest.

It was high time to clean out my closet.

Fine. Closets.

I’ve since reduced my wardrobe by half, taking items I no longer need to a local consignment shop and thrift store that helps support battered women. While I feared splicing my clothing collection in half might spawn a deep sense of regret in the weeks to come, it’s so far proved to be one of the best decisions I’ve made in a long time. Surprisingly, having fewer choices peeking out at me from behind my closet doors makes it so much easier to get dressed in the morning. Truth be told, I actually feel like I have more options than I did before. And I don’t even miss my neon, tie-dyed yoga hoodie or ridiculously impulsive cat t-shirt! (At least not yet, that is.)

In the weeks ahead, I’m hoping to cut my anthology of clothing in half once more. And for each new item I bring into my wardrobe, I’ll be donating two old items. It is my hope that this less is more approach to style will actually produce a simple, functional wardrobe, that is even more fashion-forward than my current day-to-day attire.

Because de-cluttering my closet was so refreshing, I realized I didn’t want to simply stop there. After lots of research on Amazon, I decided The Joy of Less, A Minimalist Living Guide would be the perfect companion for a total overhaul of my entire apartment.

People of the internet, this book has pretty much changed my life. (Not to mention my entire outlook on bobby pins.)

Francine’s book starts with changing your mindset about ‘stuff’ in general. She then breaks down her S.T.R.E.A.M.L.I.N.E. approach (you know I love me a good acronym) on how to de-clutter your home and your life. Finally, she does a step-by-step breakdown of how to give each and every space in your home a minimalist makeover. It’s an extremely quick read, and is filled with tons of points that are so strangely obvious, you’ll kick yourself in the shins a couple of times for not realizing them on your own. I’ve been so excited about the things I’ve learned from Francine’s book, I may have accidentally tried to convert everyone I know to a life of minimalism. I’m pretty sure my family thinks I’ve joined some sort of ‘abandon all your worldly possessions’ cult.  Rest assured Mom and Dad…I still have my Tupperware bin full of false eyelashes, so it’s not that serious yet.

Still, I really am trying to turn over a new leaf, and embrace a life of…well…less. The two ideas (out of many) that have really stuck with me are as follows:

1. Stop trying to recreate outside experiences in your space

Sure, I might enjoy a relaxing day at the naked spa, but does that mean my own personal bathroom has to resemble one? I don’t need dozens of lotions, piles of scented candles and enough bath towels to sandbag the banks of the Mississippi stockpiled in my en suite. My bathroom should be simple, functional, and only contain necessities I use on a daily basis. On the days when I really need that spa-like experience, I can go to the actual spa…what a concept!

The same goes for my ice cream maker, which is currently inhabiting a ridiculous amount of space in my kitchen pantry. Why on earth do I need a ten pound ice cream maker? On those nights when I simply can’t kick my craving for some sugary, frozen dairy, why not simply go our for ice cream? It’s not as if I’m living in a place that’s lacking dairy, or something! Going out for a frozen treat will taste better than the poor-man’s ice cream I would attempt to recreate anyway, plus I won’t have a large kitchen accessory collecting dust and taking up valuable real-estate in my cabinet.

2. You don’t have to own something to enjoy it

Does one truly need an in-home treadmill, elliptical and full set of weights if they live in close proximity to an affordable gym? Does the fact that I hit the slopes every two years justify storing a large pair of skis, not to mention all of the accessories that come along with them, in my already cramped garage? Sometimes, renting simply makes more sense.

Scott and I have been trying to find the perfect home for ages. Yet we live in Minnesota — the land of 3,000 square foot houses with six bedrooms and a three-car garage. Would a mammoth house actually work for the two of us? Our current 1,200 square foot apartment is the perfect size. With two bedrooms and two bathrooms, we have plenty of room to live comfortably and even accommodate guests. In this scenario, could renting actually make us more content than owning?

This rule also applies to my…er…problem with sequined cocktail wear. During a shopping trip, I’m naturally drawn to fun, sparkly, completely impractical items. It is for this reason that the spacious closet in our spare bedroom has been taken over by my ridiculously large collection of maxi dresses, cocktail sheaths, and even a couple of evening gowns. The problem occurs when I wear my favorite new dress to an event. Photos will be taken, and shared via every social media outlet, not to mention this blog. The next time I have an event to attend, I don’t want to repeat my outfit, as I’ve already been photographed in it. Yes, I realize I just had an uber-shallow Kim Kardashian moment…but this is the way I truly feel. (And I know some of you out there share the same predicament…I’ve had conversations with you about it!)

In regards to special occasion dresses, wouldn’t it make more sense to use a service like Rent the Runway? I could still wear a fabulous new frock to all of my events, yet the cost would be half of what I’ve spent on purchasing sed dresses. Plus, I’d be keeping my guest room closet empty so that it  might actually be used by…wait for it…guests! See? You can still enjoy the finer things in life without actually having to own them. Embracing minimalism doesn’t mean sacrificing fabulousness.

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With my trusty book in hand, I convinced Scott this weekend would be well spent tackling a few of the smaller spaces in our home. Namely, our two bathrooms and the hallway linen closet. Scott, a minimalist since I’ve known him, nearly did a backflip at such a suggestion. “Finally!” he exclaimed, “I’ve been telling you we’ve needed to do this for years.”

With my tail between my legs, I admitted Scott was right. After approximately fifteen minutes of gloating, he finally started to help me empty out every single nook and cranny in our master bathroom. The result?

You’ll just have to wait until tomorrow to see!

(In an attempt to keep my blog minimal, I’m cutting myself off at 1,200 words.)

(Fine. My fingers are actually tired of typing, and I can’t find the energy to edit the photo evidence.)

(But let’s just pretend it’s me being minimal. Cool?)

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Yeah…I don’t know what I was thinking, either.

Yeah…I don’t know what I was thinking, either. 5

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Actually, I do know what I was thinking. It was something along the lines of “Well…now that my office/guest room is redecorated in yellow, I should probably paint Sheila to match!”

Unfortunately, I now know from personal experience that a yellow nude plastic torso is the only thing worse than a flesh-colored nude plastic torso. I somehow thought I could save the situation by covering her lady lumps with a faux fur stole and giant silk flower. Surely, this would class things up a bit!

Ultimately, it just made Sheila look like a Real Housewife of New Jersey with a severe case of jaundice…but at least I gave it the old college try?

old-yeller

I’m officially changing her name to “Old Yeller”

Scott’s response?

“Katrina! You should have painted her gold.”

Is it just me, or would metallic gold craft paint make this entire disaster that much worse?

(Looks like Scott and I will never be the new John and Sherry from YHL.)

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When recycling goes wrong

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Let’s pick up right where we left off, shall we?

In case you missed yesterday’s post, I decided to redecorate my teeny-bopper office guest room this week. After taking down an entire wall of temporary wall paper, I decided repurposing the wall covering would be the responsible, adult choice.

Unfortunately, I also decided to involve Sheila.

wallpaper-sheila

While this photo may give the impression that my handcrafted decopauge is only mildly hideous, rest assured that it is exponentially more fugly in person. I’d describe it as an ill-conceived pinata crafted by a five-year old blind child with no hands. To make matters worse, the random smattering of fuchsia damask print looks eerily similar to raw steak in person. As much as I’d like to think otherwise, recycled wallpaper on the bust of a mannequin is not the new Gaga meat dress.

Speaking of Sheila, I nearly forgot to mention that I picked up some additional backstory on her while I was home in Washington! Did you know she used to live in Nordstrom? And is worth nearly $3,000? Her life has certainly taken a turn for the crazy since arriving in ‘Sota.

(Sorry, Sheila.)

The worst part? While transforming her into this crinkled monstrosity, I mistakenly stepped on my beloved sassy male deer head.

broken-deer-head

I told Scott he was “shedding his antlers for spring”.

Uh…deer totally do that, right?

The frustration of my failed wallpaper DIY venture combined with the sadness of breaking the Duke put me in an incredibly fragile psychological state.

Essentially, I went into broken craft project Frankenstein mode.

deer-talk

 

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I’m still trying to figure out a way to securely attach the arms and mutilated deer head to the meat torso. You know…so I might prop my creation up in the passenger seat of my Toyota, and pull into handicap parking spaces without anyone questioning me.

Hi, my name is Katrina. Not only am I a bad person…I’m so incredibly lazy that I’ll go to extreme lengths to avoid walking an extra 50 feet through the supermarket parking lot.

But at least I’m socially responsible enough to recycle my wallpaper…?

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