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I’m back from Mexico!

I promise to give a recap of the vacation later this week (spoiler alert: Scott performed an impromptu public dance solo), but in the mean time, there are far more pressing matters at hand.

Namely, the photo buttons I’ve been creating for Scott’s 30th birthday party later this month.

Photo button

I’ve created eight different designs, and while I don’t want to brag, ignoring the fact that this collection of images might just be my life’s masterpiece would be a complete oversight.

Go ahead, see for yourself.

Baller status

Clearly, this photo was taken before they realized Scott was a wrestler…not a football player.

I love chihuahuas

Is it just me, or does baby Scott look strikingly similar to Macaulay Culkin?

Looking guilty since 1982

Like FRIGHTENINGLY similar to Macaulay Culkin…

I think he should seriously consider including this on his business cards.

So Metro

Yes, toddlers can be metrosexuals.

Big Pimpin'

I went on a first date with him because of this photo.

I’m trying to convince him to wear the shirt from the above photo to the party.

When I suggested this, he rolled his eyes before quickly exiting the room. I’m taking it as a “maybe”.

 

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