@GravyStyle ²

by Katrina • Blogging • Tags: Internet, The Dog

There are plenty of ways to tell if someone has too much time on their hands.

For example, if a certain individual goes out of their way to purchase organic, grain free kibble for their dog, and then takes the time to microwave sed dog food in a Pyrex measuring cup with a ratio of one part food to two parts reverse osmosis filtered water for exactly 90 seconds before letting the food cool to a palatable 155 degrees farenheit prior to serving?

They clearly have too much time on their hands.

(They also have a dog who prefers their food served “gravy style”)

And, if on a long stretch of interstate somewhere in South Dakota, that individual ends up creating a full-fledged Twitter account for this dog?

They really have too much time on their hands.

(Their smart phone should also probably be confiscated.)

What I’m trying to say is, Jolie is finally on Twitter. You can blame this on the state of South Dakota and their incredibly dull highway scenery.

Jolie’s handle?

@GravyStyle. (But only because @BellyRubz was already spoken for.)

 

I’m not saying you have to follow her or anything…but if you want the latest updates on how miserable life is when you’re rocking three pairs of nipples, you probably want to consider it.

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