Being that I won’t have the day off from work, it nearly slipped my mind that today happened to be Columbus Day.
Nearly. Thank Santa Maria I had this trusty email to remind me of the momentous occasion:
Aaaaaand, just in case you missed that asinine subject line….
Don’t get me wrong…I am loyal customer (and huge fan) of Le Tote.
But they’ve gone mad from cabin fever if they think there’s a chance in hell I’ll ever want to ‘steal’ this guy’s look.
(I’m pretty sure Chris would have been a Flo Rida ran…right?)
No disrespect to Mr. Columbus. While I totes appreciate him discovering America (although the Norwegian in me believes Leif Erikson was here first), I really, really, really don’t want to dress like him.
Same goes for Abraham Lincoln, Martin Luther, Johan Sebastian Bach, and generally all other significant male historical figures.
Achilles is the obvious exception to this rule.
That hair? The bronzer?